Here are some often unspoken marriage shadows.
A few good ones to have a look at…
  • I will love you forever = I will love you until you do some stupid shit
  • I will stay with you forever = I will stay with you until I het bored and decide to go and look somewhere else for sexual gratification
  • Men are the ones who can’t commit = In the US, 80% of divorces are initiated by women
  • Marriage works = the average marriage length in the US is 7 years. This means that if you get married, the chances of you getting divorced within 7 years is 50%